lets be clear: if UNL DOES decide to ban FIJI, it's only going to be to protect their image. not out of concern for students wellbeing.

my fav part of therapy is definitely when my therapist asks me about what has happened since I last saw them and I realize I Do Not Have A Single Memory Of The Last Week

yes, i'm a girl. yes, i play video games🙄

dating in dc is weird bc a guy just said he might not be able to go on our date tomorrow because joe biden has an event nearby and he won’t be allowed to leave his apartment

the most divorced dad energy thing my dad does is make broccoli and cheese by microwaving a piece of kraft american cheese over frozen broccoli

why is it so embarrassing to connect w my literal coworkers on linkedin

Does My Tummy Hurt Because I Am Anxious or Am I Anxious Because My Tummy Hurts

did anyone else have an intense fear of the supervolcano under yellowstone imploding at any moment as a child or was that just me

growing up is realizing harry potter literally did what half of ur midwest high school did…. married his high school sweetheart and becoming a cop

no political discourse is funnier than conservative men blaming glee for the downfall of society

do mini m&ms taste better than regular ones

omaha is extremely lame

you were not a teenage dirtbag you were a gleek……

u can move a thousand miles away from omaha nebraska and you will still somehow meet someone from there and they will immediately ask you what high school you went to…. sir u are 28 PLEASE