My SF friends! Keep an eye out for Cooper

How are people getting medications these days. I've been trying to fill my asthma meds through both Walgreens and CVS Pharmacy and it is just one problem after the other and three weeks later still no asthma meds. What about people on life saving medications? Scary

Join my team at Salesforce in the Seattle area! (This role has an in-person events component, or will eventually, but we're generally pretty remote friendly.) salesforce.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/External_Caree…

Starting off our honeymoon by the United Airlines North America - Parody kiosk not working, making us 1 minute late to check our bags. Nothing says Congrats like the United agent yelling at you! 🥰 #thisiswhyweflyalaska

My greatest work from home accomplishment? My cat now comes running when I yell “who wants to hang out with me?!?”

I was born and raised in the Bay Area and moved to a small town a year ago. Things I no longer know how to do: 1. Drive on a freeway with more than 2 lanes and a speed limit over 55 2. Sleep with cars driving by outside

Something else I always used in an office and don't own at home...a stapler.

Growing up in California and moving to the snow I learn lots of things every time it is cold. Recently I learned that nail polish freezes and will actually have ice on the brush.

Having to ice a booboo when it's snowing and 28* outside is an experience I could have lived without. 🥶🥶🥶

I know airlines are getting a lot of hate lately so I want to shout out Alaska Airlines and their incredible employees. It's nice to have an airline that does their best to help out their customers ❤️

If you're a software engineer and wanted to look for a new job, where would you start? What search terms might you use? Would you even go to a job board, or would you rely on your network? (Asking since I create content to attract engineers!)

So I had surgery recently. The day after surgery I decided to order cat litter from Target. Does any one want to guess how much cat litter has shown up at my house? Spoiler alert... it's 114 lbs of cat litter. Don't online shop immediately following anesthesia.

My job is really fun but the FOSS Fund program might be my favorite part :)

I’ve been spoiled with slack scheduled send. Can we get that for text messages too for when I can’t sleep at night and have lots of thoughts to tell my friends?! (And I know there is do not disturb but no, not all of them use it)

Me: I'm not dramatic. Also me: Friend gives me shocking news and I drop the egg I am holding on the floor.