The inevitable "Oh shit we forgot this" grocery trip begins soon. I am the sacrifice to the Grocery Store Gods.

Hey look, we did a thing, and these other people did things, together we do things.

Every year we say, "We made too much food, we shouldn't buy this much food next year." The next year, we say it again.

It never gets easy taking your kid back to the airport.

Dreaming of Metaphornication with Metaphor on twitch and youtube twitch.tv/alynntheyellow…

Playing some [REDACTED] And making jokes. I will be good at both of these things, but not at the same time. twitch.tv/alynntheyellow…

Still going strong in 2025! Need help with stream set up, OBS, bots, Discord or most other tech-related stuff? Feel free to reach out, always happy to help. Happy New Year! <3

This short ass week has me so confused. I didn't stream WTF tonight because I didn't realize it was Friday. Like... What?

I play games, you watch and chat. That is how this thing works I guess. Metaphor time. Twitch.tv/alynntheyellow…

I feel like I should avoid social media today.

I've decided that we are not getting older. We are all slowly dying of time poisoning.

Gonna talk about things and make jokes and play games. Today's Sermon: It's Late and My Parents are Out of Town twitch.tv/alynntheyellow…

Episode 31 of A Series of Unfortunate Decisions is up on Youtube. #ttrpg #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons #actualplay Fantasy Grounds VTT youtube.com/watch?v=gkP8Ce…

I've been digging through the new MM stats and comparing them to the old ones, and there isn't anything that is standing out completely, in some cases we lose HP in other we gain, in some cases we do more damage, and in others we do less. I may just need more data points.

Up in the Air without a care. Checking out Aloft for WTF. Key Provided via @lurkitcom Today's Sermon: High as a Kite twitch.tv/alynntheyellow…

When you go to check to see how cold it is outside and you see this, things are probably very cold.

Yeah. I'm gone. I can't with this site anymore. bsky.app/profile/alynny…

@alynnyelloweyed is the most generous and amazing human being I have ever met and if you don't believe me then you are stupid and deserve a swirly.