No, your eyes are not deceiving you! Yes, that is snow! It's fecking snowing!!!! Last week it was 17⁰ in West Yorkshire, today it's snowing. What the actual feck is going on? 😬🥶 ❄️

What the actual fook am I watching on #mafsaus? That Tyson is a right prick! Complete and utter arsehole! How have they allowed him on the show? #MAFSAUS

Bloody hell fire...just been food shopping. It's cost me £107! The only thing I've bought that is different than normal is a leg of lamb for Easter dinner. I think I need to go and have a lie down now. I haven't recovered enough from the bug I had to have a shock like that!

Watching SCANDAL! How have I never watched this series before? It's so good! Though if anyone is looking for something to watch, I can't recommend #ThePitt highly enough. Easily THE BEST medical drama I've ever seen. Each series is one shift in a Pennsylvania ER. Just brilliant.

Mark Slapinski The motherfucker’s gonna claim he died and will roll out a full resurrection announcement tomorrow, isn’t he?

So last night the wind decided to blow a tree down on my driveway (fortunately the car wasn't on it as I'm waiting for it to be completed so it's currently unusable). It also took the soil bedding cover and had a good old waltz with it and it's now stuck round my sky dish!!! 🙄🙄

Roast lamb for dinner today and I outdid myself…It was bloody yummy! The dogs had some for their dinner and are currently snoring their heads off in a food coma so I guess they agree! Just wish it wasn’t so expensive as I love it but only have it once a year!

It's that day again!! Lovely handmade card from layla and the dogs and beautiful Pandora charms. And the sun is shining, it's lovely and warm. What more could a girl want?...apart from an Arsenal win tonight

What a birthday present. #SPOARS #COYG

I'm not sure this is real! Am I dreaming? If I pinch myself will I bruise? It's April 8th and it's 22⁰

Is anyone else seeing mutant wasps at the moment? It's April and they are already friggin huge. I've killed two on my windowsill the past two days...and boy, they put up a good fight. It's like they are on steroids!

Rang for a GP appt this morning to be told there were none available but I could see the nurse, why do I need an appt. Me: I’ve severe left kidney pain and my pee is bright red Receptionist: I can give you an appt with a GP at 10.20 So, there WERE appts available after all?

Just left this little girl at the vets as she is having a mass removed from her leg and some teeth removed. While signing the permission form, nurse asked me if I wanted them to perform CPR should Emmy crash under GA? What kind of shit ass question is that? You save her life!!!!!

Nine teeth down, including all four canines, and the infected mass has been removed but our baby is home where she belongs. She's in pain, can't keep her tongue in her mouth, but is getting lots of cuddles, has eaten her princess food and is now sleeping like a puppy. 😍💓

I have had a felled tree in my front garden waiting to be chopped apart so I can take it to the tip but I’ve been really poorly due to kidney stones. Today, I came home from having a scan to find my neighbour chopping it all for me. I am so grateful, you have no idea!

In Asda walking past the reduced section. There was some mince and bacon on offer. Two old women took about 20 packs of mince and bacon. An old couple took 10 lots of mince, 15 lots of bacon then glared at me when I grabbed the last. What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

Bought myself these dresses for spring and summer. Thought they’d be cute with a denim jacket and white pumps. Showed my sister and she thought they’d were WAYYYY too dressy for everyday wear. Who is right? Caroline 🎭 TG Traz Mac Pami Emma M. AQ

This little bugger repaid my kindness with treachery! I took her cone off for a little while so she could have some freedom and while I was doing the housework, she has chewed through the dressing on her leg and eaten some of her stitches! No toothy smile is forgiving that one.

When you buy your daughter a bag of Tangfastics and the majority of them are cola bottles which she HATES...But they happen to be your favourite. #winning

So last night's cola bottle glee has well and truly caught up with me. Another Haribo bag disaster...against me this time. ELEVEN strawberry sweets in one bag! What the hell? I can't eat them. They will kill me. I get to eat six that's left. Layla is laughing her ass off. 🙄