Happy birthday to my favorite Capricorn. @congetta011353 is the best mom and matriarch a young punk could hope for. Sorry about the added 4 decades of stress, mom. ❤️ 🌹 🥂 instagram.com/p/CnXkCEBPwyl/…

Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania was a pretty good Star Wars movie.

I wrote about my first drink obsession. It was a different time, a different city, but the same 3 ingredients. epicurious.com/expert-advice/…

I wrote about the "douche bag split" and my favorite Romantic for epicurious so things are going well over here 20 years after college. epicurious.com/expert-advice/…

For those thirsty for violent political thrillers full of intrigue, transgressions, & unlikely alliances DO NOT SLEEP ON CHIMP EMPIRE.

Exile in Margaritaville. epicurious.com/expert-advice/…

My grandma used to say all the time "Kids, they'll break your heart." I think about it a lot. Anyway, today my six year old told me she prefers DC comics.

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These photos are glorious.

AI isn't going to replace artists and writers, jelly minds in management are. Like always. AI is just another gigworker to them.

It's wild we don't make make more NA classics. epicurious.com/expert-advice/…

Me, when I see the sushi rice hit the mixing glass.

Neoclassical af : epicurious.com/recipes-menus/…

Mr. Sotack created one of the first cocktails I ever fixated on enough to try making at home. I also repeatedly asked friends to make it for me in bars when they weren't busy. This was despite my difficulty in finding Nardini. :) Thank you, sir. 🍻 postprohibition.com/recipes/the-si…

To those sitting on this sinking ship - you're gonna love vintage cocktail books. Check out this shit I wrote for epicurious :: epicurious.com/shopping/essen…

Fun fact, if you motorboat Power Girl, it’s actually called cruise shipping.

More listicle action to inflame your contentions. epicurious.com/recipes-menus/…

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