Creating a twitter to morally and philosophically evolve the human condition #AlphaMoves

Not stepping on cracks in the sidewalk; out of respect for their superstitious mother #AlphaMoves

Knowing the perfect amount of eye-contact to give to any public passerby #AlphaMoves

Found the G-spot on his first try #AlphaMoves

Growing and hunting all his food while supporting an orphanage with the surplus #AlphaMoves

Doesn't send money to Africa. Instead, goes to Africa and re-teaches the populous self-sufficient farming. #AlphaMoves

Maintains self eye contact in the mirrors at the gym. Not due to arrogance, but rather to avoid looking at, and pitying, others #AlphaMoves