Hol up… concept… OSHA’s 11

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

That thing where you accidentally stumble on your nephew’s… accounting… profile you didn’t know he had. Looks at Puphachi (dot) bsky (dot) social being sexy…

TTW you order a pepperoni and pineapple pizza from Domino's Pizza, it takes an hour to deliver from a 5 min drive away, spends 20 min in quality check and arrives with no toppings, so you call and wait on hold fer 20 mins for them to just hang up on you. #FAIL

SHE RESPAWNED

In the spirit of Christmas, I'll be giving away 1 FREE fursuit head of your design. Winner will be chosen based on a design that I like. Any species welcome. Ends 1.1.23 Winner pays for shipping. +Follow, Like and RT this post, and then comment with your ref sheet below!

Yeah, yeah… I know, another proud dad post… But ya know, I just think my son, @MichaelXBT, can really do anything he sets his mind to. Like, I bet he could be an astronaut when he grow up and ride a big ol’ rocket to the moon. #ProudDad #RedRocket #Dalcember

Trying to figure out how to ask my boss for a raise large enough to have the disposable income for good furry art.

Who needs a blue check when you have a BLUE WHALE?

American Museum of Natural History stand on your head and BAM—free blue check

This is my big, dumb, sweaty, stonky mutt, BulletPigDog. He’s gonna GIT BIG fer dad. I figure we track his progress into a big dumb jock fer posterity.

Big, dumb, sweaty, and stonky. BulletPigDog GITTIN’ BIG fer dad. This mutt is gittin’ dumber and bigger every day.

Thinking of @HotayHoof while wandering the streets of Rome.

Thread of surreal sculpture details 🧵 1. Water flowing over toes

Dinosaurs Eating CEO, 2013, by John Brosio

Today's Crowdstrike outage reminded me of one of my favorite stories about a single point of failure And it involves one of the most fascinating buildings in the US, the windowless AT&T Long Lines building at 33 Thomas Street in Tribeca, Manhattan 🧵