Yes

This is why you need to feed me, Steeb.

Captain America bouta get punched in the dick, and you heard it here first. (Steeb)

Oh, boy… [Adjusts.]

Sit. On. My. Face. I mean- what? [Coughs.]

It feels like X-rated Christmas morning out here today.

Maybe I need to go to college. For science.

To clarify - this is what I mean when I say “science”

Can you afford my college tuition, Steeb? Or did you spend it on expensive cologne?

I’m not jealous, you’re jealous.

mrvel writters: steve rogers is straight! he had sex with a woman! he lost his virginity with a woman cuz he loves females! steve and bucky in the captain america trilogy:

This what I wanna eat for breakfast

Pretty sure my dick is sore cause it hasn’t been sucked in too long.

This TL is always pure filth, but I draw the line at straight filth. I’m out ✌️

[Smacks Steeb’ ass cause that’s how you cure any ailment.]

You were in jail?!