I’m so old that I learned to drive before I learned to text. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife

I’m so old that, when I was a kid, I had to go back home to use the computer…once we finally got one. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife

I’m so old that I know what the internet sounds like. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife

I’m so old that it was just called mail. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife

I’m so old that an “app” was just something you ordered at a restaurant before your main dish. #AppsForTheTable #TheresAnAppForThat #App #AppsForEveryone #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife

Unreal Recipes: Thanksgiving Sammy 😋 🦃 Plant-Based Thanksgiving. In a sandwich?! Don't be a turkey, use Unreal Roasted Turk’y to bring home all the holiday vibes. Swipe over for the recipe! 🍽 #MakeItUnreal #UnrealDeli #plantbased #foodie #deliciousness #mealideas

BYOT: Bring Your Own Turkey this Thanksliving! #HappyThanksliving #HappyThanksgiving #BYOT #BringYourOwnTurkey #Thanksliving #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #TurkeyDinner #Turkey #Vegan

Pub Subs + Unreal Deli = #CoupleGoals 💚 A match made in heaven, our Roasted Turk'y slices are now available in the mouth-wateringly fresh "Meatless Turkey Club" found at your local @publix deli counter. Have you ordered one yet?🥪 #pubsubs #unrealdeli #perfectpair #delicious

I’m a Steak Salad… Which foodie sign are you? #Vegan #Foodie #Voodie #FoodSign #StarSign #Zodiac #ZodiacSigns #WhatsYourSign #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal

This man is a true mensch, not to mention having great taste in dinner menus 💚 #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal #BeLikeKevin

My talk on behalf of UnrealDeli has been featured at @Ecommerce_Tech's virtual event “The Best of the Future of #Ecommerce.” FREE on-demand access until Dec 29th: best22.ecommercetech.io Get actionable strategies & tactics from 70+ Ecommerce operators & experts including me!

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I'll have what she's having... If you really want the full-body deli experience, #MakeItUnreal. #UnrealDeli #DeliSandwich #whenharrymetsally

So stoked for tonight! Who else is coming?!

Influenzar (noun): in•floo•en•zer Someone who uses their influence on social media to spread misinformation like a virus. #WriterTwitter #FluSeason #Influencers #Influenza #Flu

Join me and Global Citizen ⭕ in our Pledge to go Plant-Based. I started in 2006 and I'm still learning and improving. It's never too late to start, try, or get curious! glblctzn.co/3hvB9x2Skzb #globalcitizen #plantbased #tryvegan

Give up? I don’t even know how to spell kwit. #WriterTwitter #Solidarity #PreWGA #Comedy #Humor #FunnyWomen #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine

Don’t understand the current #WritersStrike? It’s a long story… and if we’re finally paid sustainable livable wages we’ll tell it. #PreWGA #WriterTwitter #Solidarity Writers Guild of America West #WGA SAG-AFTRA #FairPay #OnStrike #Strike

“You can’t make meat from plants!” … Yea, and you can’t write without a pencil or send mail without a stamp. 🌱 ✏️ 📝 ✉️ 📫 📮💚 #PlantBased #Vegan #VeganMeat #PlantMeat #VeganHumor #VeganJokes #VeganTwitter

Wow. It’s nice to see some positive news related to the WGA strike.