Anyone else hate Tuesdays more than Mondays? Monday brings hope for a better week. By Tuesday you know it's a new week with the same old BS. #mondaythoughts

People have to be bribed with cash and prizes to get the #CovidVaccine? Avoiding death was enough of a reason for me. #COVID19

I take great pride in having absolutely no idea Facebook and Instagram were down for 8 hours today. #mondaythoughts

I hope these assholes who drive 20 over and pass in no passing zones on a foggy, misty, heavily deer populated 2 lane road only end up killing themselves with their driving. I guess getting up and leaving on time like an adult is an anomaly now. #commuting

I love it when I'm driving to work and going at or above the speed limit and the person behind me dramatically passes me like I'm the last car between them and their destination. And then I watch them race up and tailgate the car in front of me. #assholedrivers

Companies need to make it clear who they use for shipping. Physical store locations don't have what I want, and things that ship via U.S. Postal Service keep getting lost. My most recent package has been calculating delivery date for a week. Makes me nervous to order holiday gifts.

Today, we’re a football school. 🙌🏼🏈💯 #GoBlue Michigan Football Michigan Athletics 〽️

You know it's a great Monday when a few early childhood teachers being the morning meeting with a discussion of how Michigan Football destroyed Ohio State and won THE game. I'm a Michigan grad. I'm from Ohio. I cannot stop smiling! #hail #GoBlue

Why are people so quick to tell you they don't like a food? Triggers: yogurt, cottage cheese, brussels sprouts, candy corn, & anything from popular restaurants. Um, I was talking about how the store has been out of my favorite yogurt for a month. I wasn't offering you any.

This the 2nd time in a month that I've had a full cart Meijer and the shop and scan crashed forcing me to go through a line & rescan everything in my cart. Also, about 5-10% of my items rang up higher than the shelf tag price. So frustrating.

Ah, Independence Day weekend. When you find out who the neighborhood asshole is. 3 hours of fireworks last night into the wee hours. Now they're shooting them off in the daylight in the rain. This will probably only go on until October. #4thofJulyWeekend

First day of school around me. It's like driving in the purge. People won't put their kids on the bus, but they'll break 20 traffic laws trying to get them there on time. Know who was on time? Kids on the bus. #firstdayofschool #commuting

Michigan fans are heading to work tired this morning, but it's worth it! #GoBlue #Hail

"Painting a room is fun and easy." Yet another lie told to adults. I'm not sure if I'd rather help someone move or paint a room. How does that whole ghosting thing work again? #DIY

Happy Easter! If you're a kid, Happy 2nd Christmas! Enjoy your new gaming system, motorized bike/scooter/little Jeep etc., new wardrobe, and 25 pounds of candy! I can't wait until we materialize every single holiday! Better start your Fourth of July shopping....

First day of school here. They say be on the lookout for kids. I say watch for the people dropping off their kids who drive like f'ing maniacs. Nothing like being tailgated for driving the school zone speed and having these people rip out in front of you from the school lots.