Your Mom leaving you in the grocery checkout line while she ran to grab another item was peak panic attack. As you inched closer to the register sweating bullets 😫

Already there.

An Olympic sport I can get into!

In my house we call that adding the ‘love.’

I feel like a book hypocrite lately. I’ve read multiple series where, if someone asked my opinion, I’d say I didn’t like them. But clearly, I liked them enough to read every book in the series?! What is that? Do I not understand what “liking” means? LOL. Anyone else do this?

Generally, my average level of American patriotism is at like a medium. During the Olympics, though, it’s at level: “HELL YEAH, WE GOT THE GOLD!! 🇺🇸 Red, white, and blue!!” 😂

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Finally, a challenge I can actually overcome 😂

Fidget just loves watching the birds! 🐦 🐈 ❤️

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All these videos of people being chosen by ‘the cat distribution system’ meanwhile I’ve had to hunt and trap some of mine over the years.

I really had no idea how much of getting old would be about being mad at the wind. Everything on my porch has blown over and been knocked around like 5 times this week and it’s infuriating 😂😠😭

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Got this mug for my hubby who always takes pity on me and does the cheese grating when I’m cooking dinner 🧀 He’s the official cheese grater of this house! ❤️ 😝

I see a hippo 🦛

Trying to change the sheets with cats is always an experience 🙄

Love this tree in our yard, but I’m not very plant smart and so don’t know what it is 🤷‍♀️ Any amateur (or not so amateur) arborists out there that can tell me what it is😆? I want to plant more. Took a pic while is was out mulching our plant beds 😩 🥵

I need a quiet week.

I know Easter is over but I’m stubbornly using my bunny-themed mugs until Summer 😂 🐰 Also, starting a new read! Will let y’all know what I think!