Yeah, big yikes. Deplorable, disgusting, not who I want at the helm of any ship.

good morning

THANK YOU, JEN!! :)

THEA & THE MISCHIEF MAKERS is out! ✨ I hope you all love Thea, my strong, sporty, Filipino American main character who not only has to navigate a shaky social life but a pair of vengeful duwendes as well

They done gentrified Runzas

Tomorrow's the day these words become yours 🏹 Arrow out everywhere at 9am ET/6am PT!

i think about this monologue a lot

I'm a therapist and our end of it is like this. Me: How are you? Client: Good! Me: Wow, tell me about that! OR Me: That wasn't very convincing! OR Me: THEN Client: Okay I'm not actually good

I wonder how people against gender neutral bathrooms emotionally manage airplanes

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

Okay, hear me out:

please give it to a plus sized girl this time. It’s one of the reasons why she was bullied in the book and why they used pig’s blood specifically

I need to see what Jolene looked like

The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.

I’ve been all over the country in the last month. And I get asked the same question, over and over again: “I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?” Here is my answer:

Go vote, Nebraska. We could actually do a thing.

Here is my precious 90 year old grandpa Bob, two time Trump voter who flew the flag, wore the hat, and never once voted for a Democrat in his life - voting for Kamala Harris yesterday in Nebraska. Thank you grandpa Bob for your service 🫡

I've never had to stand in line to vote at my polling place. But today, a line out the door. Feeling proud of this civic show out.

Voting experience in #lnk today! Remember: thank a poll worker, help each other no matter what, kindness does matter, and BE PATIENT! #USElection2024