With all due respect, Matt Damon is no Odysseus. Nolan has a lot of work to do proving he didn’t cast wrong because all signs point me towards a massive let down.

I’m still thinking about Margo Robbie having rights to ACOTAR. The male lead auditions will be 14 seconds. “Say Ferye darling”….

I effing love Duke. tiktok.com/t/ZP84TASav/

3 weeks Jo Sanders 3 weeks. youtu.be/5vnlCwsoKCs?si…

Undertone, you better scare the piss out of me…

When there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

How long has Burger King been rebranding? I’ve seen 46 commercials in the last hour watching the Oscar’s and I feel like I’m missing something.

BRACKETS (2026) OUT OF ORDER

Can I get ONE adaptation of The Count of Monte Cristo where he chooses Haydee like the book suggests? SO LAME that every plot revolves around Mercedes. She’s the worst. Project Hail Gooch

Nebraska just won because of an epic rim job. 😈I love this tournament.

Every. Single. Year. Every single year Kansas and Gonzaga ruin my bracket.

Shoutout everyone eating at Jersey Mike’s today. 🤘🏼

It is officially official. My next journey begins…in Asheville. youtu.be/v3gzWSQvaNQ?si…

MUTT MUTT MUTT! And this is coming from a Duke fan who at 40 has never let go of her Shane Battier crush, had to take a personal day Monday for being upset that she couldn’t watch one shining moment this year and is confident the entire team will return next year on her behalf.

Date night with the 🪓 Jo Sanders

It all comes down to this! Dave Portnoy vs Mike Mutnansky

Sitting at PDX waiting for a red eye has given me time to remind everyone that bean and cheese burritos are a choice. tiktok.com/t/ZP8gdNw6b/

Still thinking about Nina…And that creepy af bathroom. Jo Sanders otbrewing.com/haunted-past