FYI, my brain is so busy with SUVs that there’s nothing left by the time my ass shows up here

You got Jeep money KELVIN ??

Today my tiny Mazda3 is getting traded for a Ford Expedition. Goodbye smol SUV, it’s time for a tank

I made a big foot Americano for KELVIN Or at least I tried. He’s waving

I check on KELVIN every few hours

He needed his howl-o-ween sweater 😂 it’s cold

Where da bitches at? I got a party bus to fill up this weekend. Admission cost: flash me your titties or balls

Wore my SC shorts today, only for cock heartbreak…

You can’t be sad about football if you’re off the grid 🫡

I didn’t check the spray paint before taking this Toyota Grand Highlander pic Stay wild Chester……This is Cry Baby Bridge on Old Humpback Bridge rd

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One of Bruce’s best costumes

……I’m staying away from Mississippi for a little bit motorbiscuit.com/aggressive-mon…

I only got 4 ducks

Anyone got treats for this hobbit ??

300’pieces gone in 1 hr and 15 min

Y’all hush, there’s a new season of Dark Winds on Netflix

I was taking a peaceful Sunday afternoon drive when I missed a Panthers miracle

This cuddly nap took 2 1/2 years to finally happen

My friend called me a lazy princess for being in my pajamas all day…but I just got medically cleared to stop using a brace after ripping a chunk off my tibia….It’s not like I wanted to sit on my ass all summer Should I go kick her ass?