Simba:What's that shadowy place over there? Mufassa:That's the Super Bowl, no lions have ever been there.

See, in the hood we don't have 'Tony the Tiger' we got Tyrone the Tiger.. and he be like "Nigga they Aight.."

I love these Skype calls with my best friends :D Olpo and Alexys and Devin :D

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: No one helps you once you're fucked.

This fucking sucks no power. Power company said up to 7 or more days >.< DAMNIT! #fuck

@XDAlexysXD why you so mean :( #sadface

@XDAlexysXD why you sad!!!

@XDAlexysXD move closer to me and Olpo!

@XDAlexysXD then get some closer friends!

@XDAlexysXD well don't be sad then!

@XDAlexysXD okay well ill just upload those pics to Instagram and twitter :D

@XDAlexysXD fine :(

Anybody remember this? R1, R2, L1, R2, ←, ↓, →, ↑, ←, ↓, →, ↑

Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.

I hate it when you're super excited for something and everything goes wrong....

All these girls gonna be tweeting "going into 2013 single.." NOBODY CARES.

2012 was so yesterday.

1 tequila, 2 tequilas, 3 tequiklas, 4 teuiqlas, 5 teuiqlsd, 6 teiqulkss, 7 eteiqlas, 8 treqiklas, 9 trwqiukas, 10 trewquwtss.

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!