Due to no social media in them days I was a Shilton over Clemence guy. I was so wrong, he was such a prick it turned out

afternoon Joe Warwick

This has got everything for a certain generation. Kits, players, haircuts and weather. 3 months on for UK's hottest ever summer its absolutely polar in Leicester in November. Simpler times

Maybe I was just lucky but had a brilliant night out in London yesterday. Football packed with families from all over the world and then Tollington Fishbar just packed with young, cool people. Zero racist cunts

Just another epic clusterfuck Thameslink . Congratulations on the sheer consistency.

If the train strikes are over then that's some fucking great news for lots of people who actually have to travel to work or have businesses. Probably the first positive, government inspired,business news since Brexit that I can think of. Anything I forgot?

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Sad to think that Eric Pickles won't be getting his fuel allowance this year.

Really?

At least Tottenham will always have that 2-0 home loss to City to savour. Glory days

Henry seems quite pleased with his latest experiment

Morning Joe Warwick

Big Day, going to purchase my senior railcard today before Keir makes me wait to 92 to get 30% off.

Kyle Walker will be receiving child support from Gabriel after what he just did to him

That’s a red card imo. So dim

Stanstead airport on a Sunday afternoon. Why do people now dress up for a 2 hour flight to Marbella?

Best part of every Ryanair flight is the overhead locker fight

We are looking for a waiter if anyone knows anyone looking. Needs to have patience with old people(me and Henry) and be better than Joe Warwick

I love twitter. Who knew there were so many Chagos Island experts? Some of these guys are totally wasted, unemployed and living with their parents while sitting on total understanding of Immigration, trade, viruses, sovereignty and Arsenal midfield double pivot options

If anyone needs anything just call me at restaurant or text me if you've got my number. I'm out