kind of sweet that the jigsaw of splintered party politics now necessitates 'tag your four best friends and repost 🌸🌸'

The only fair way to reduce the number of sitting members of the House of Lords without just abolishing the whole corrupt institution is to put them all in the Big Brother House (in rounds) and let the great British public have their say. National morale-boosting television.

Jo Swinson was legitimately right about the insane amount of packaging Easter Eggs come in and she should say it via the medium of ominous photo ops

One thing I’ll miss when Twitter eventually folds is following people I admire who work for cool organisations with super strict employee conduct codes and waiting until they change jobs to see them drop the 🚫🔥forbidden hot takes🔥🚫

Due to AI news, I've been able to add ‘Why is it still Commander of the *British Empire*?’ to my list of awkward things I've had to explain to Americans alongside ‘Why aren’t the Lib Dems in power?’ and ‘What do you mean you need a licence from your council to run a strip club?!’