It’s a polarizing feeling - on one hand I feel really bad for the people who get duped by scammers who impersonate celebrities but on the other hand I’m like HOW?????

"𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝? 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜..."

My pookie

I’m convinced Jared Leto has a ton of dirt on Hollywood execs bc why the fuck does he keep getting these movie roles

only like… ten.

I wish I had an accent like Salma Hayek. I love listening to her.

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Me, to an 11 year old: Wanna hear a dial tone? *holds up pay phone* Kid: 🤨 “that’s scary.”

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Edinburgh. I love you. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

the glorious playground 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿