Is 9am really the best time for showtime?

Time flies when you’re having after effects

Wordle 246 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I don’t know that I have ever been so lucky

Crazy how pushing the limits of what you think you can do brings you to heights you never imagined were possible

Tried to feed my doodlebug friend a quinoa… he didn’t want it /:

People in San Diego LIE about the nice weather. There has maybe been one day that I have not been cold in 3 weeks

working out of town sounds fun at first but then it just gets depressing because theater is fucking exhausting

How’d they capture me making content for this mf musical?

I am consistently early, which is MAYBE better than consistently late, however, equally as annoying.

The fastest way to get over email anxiety is to hold 4 professional emails 🤡

Swear to god my new kitten climbs into my lap just to fart on me

Grieving takes the form of strawberry milkshakes

Love that in NYC I could never ever predict what my day could smell like

Being a freak at Lincoln Center rn

Anxiety is disgusting. What the hell did I think I was going to do when I arrived 40 minutes early 🤢

Vaping in the car in New Jersey 4 hours of sleep type beat

Times Square is so funny… why is this business man jogging with a McDonalds frappe across 7th Ave?