She almost called her a Jihadi #SPOTY

Time to practice our corners 🙋‍♂️

Someone’s mother has four sons. North, South and East. What is the name of the fourth son. Private message me the name of the fourth son. If you lose, you have to repost. I lost to Nazmul Hussain

IM DECEASED. MY LUNGS.. COLLAPSED. 😭😭😭😭💀💀⚰️

“Could you do me a favour and put all that in an email?” - Translation: I haven’t been listening and I want to escape

No style of play. No plan B. No game changers on the bench. We are useless, hope city get double figures #MUNMCI #OleOut #GlazersOut

Wesley Sneijder all over again

Bricklane - East London. These girls stole from a shop, spat at old Sasa’s and that. Twitter, do your thing...

Have paracetamol you'll be alright

The most accurate tweet I've seen in a while

ALLAH is the reason why even in pain, I smile; in confusion, I understand; in betrayal, I trust; and in fear I continue to fight 🤲🏼♥ #M1Ö

It's simple. Don't play with fire

Doesn't hurt to try. No United fan wants him here. #SackWoodward

If United want us to believe in their "process" and to trust them then Ed Woodward and the Glazers should organize a fans forum in which they take open questions from fans of the club. The only people who wouldn't do that are people who have something to hide. Manchester United

I smell [El Bullshito]