this is the only good rick and morty scene

Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker this year. This is why we need to save the planet.

A collection of satellite images illustrating the scale and power of the historic hurricane #Melissa as it makes landfall with 185 mph wind on the southwest coast of #Jamaica early this afternoon, Tuesday 28 October 2025. Historically, Melissa is the third strongest hurricane

Treasure beach, St. Elizabeth

#HappeningNow This is Spaulding, Clarendon presently #TrackingMelissa #HurricaneMelissa #Jamaica CVM Television

3PM EDT #Melissa Update: Jamaica remain sheltered in your safe place. For the latest updates visit hurricanes.gov

The NHC, NWS, NOAA and Airforce Hurricane Hunters are providing life saving forecasting and recon currently without pay with the federal government shutdown. Exceptional forecasting these 2 turns and variable steering pattern to this degree of accuracy wouldn’t have been

Daily reminder that a name like "HustleBitch" is not a legitimate source of info, especially weather.

I’m fr blocking anyone who shares old footage of hurricanes or AI vids

Do NOT help using this. The Government of Jamaica has ONE authorized route to help: supportjamaica.gov.jm Please RT.

Jahangir Apologies all this seems to be from Dorian. Hopefully whoever posted gets the clicks they needed. I’ll take it down very soon

BREAKING: Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi; search underway (WLBT)

Man Side note: congrats to Mississippi for the big IQ increase

There’s a a thin line between documenting the ground truth for broadcast media as a storm chaser or winning a Darwin Award. I hope it’s not the later, no tweets from this account for several hours now

This post aged like fucking milk 😂😂😂

Welp.

Cryptozoologists report a rare sighting of an alleged third branch of government.

Shoutout to everyone who tuned into the live tonight! But why he change color tho?

Alferia: I'm working on the second Katrina video The second Katrina video in question:

i didn’t realize im not allowed to have opinions counter to friends in a public forum but here we are