Hello Twitter, someone kindly broke into my house while we were asleep and stole my Subaru - and then went wild in Hampton Park (Melbourne) McDonald’s with my credit card at 4am. If everyone who sees this RTs it, it’s vaguely possible someone might see the car. Thanks in advance

🧵Free data for getting started in football

new mild high album is nice

Don't even try to convince me that this isn't the best gag in cinematic history

I see there's a little confusion about the Chart.
Here is an updated 'Spectrum of Adam Sandler Movies' chart.... now with keys.

you is who you is

what a beautiful day!

on melancholy hill - gorillaz

love when people say fuck it and just have public spotify playlists with absolutely unhinged titles

Nothing I’ve ever experienced on this app will ever come close to the noise that greets this René Higuita goal

Loving @SecainaHudson music atm 😃 she's amazing!