I wish I was kidding
@AlexisStargazer
The truth is naturally interesting. That's why I became a reporter.
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Two-pound NASA battery from space smashes into Florida Man home. Through the roof and two floors. Jettisoned from ISS three years ago, 'the object didnβt burn up completely as predicted.'π³
Excellent WTF 5pm segment on Deadline White House DC National Guard was able and ready, but no Pentagon phone call. And Trump? Nothing.
If I were Trump's lawyer I'd argue, 'Look at this this poor guy. Beautiful women throw themselves at him. What's he to do?' π #TrumpTrial
Trump accuses Truth Social execs of mismanagement. 'They failed spectacularly and made reckless and wasteful decisions.β Only the best people. #TruthSocial
#FloridaMan gets punched out by fellow Disney bar patrons. 'The family was sitting at a nearby table when George approached them and started mocking the couple's Down Syndrome daughter.'
'We wonβt stop until there is justice for Nex and for all kids - in Oklahoma and beyond.' Human Rights Campaign Human Rights Campaign π³οΈββ§οΈ
'You have terrorists coming in, the border is the worst it's ever been. I've never seen the Republican Party so unified. We're the laughingstock all over the world. Auto workers are with us 100%. In some countries you can call the election date.'π³ #Trump2024