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@AlexisStargazer

The truth is naturally interesting. That's why I became a reporter.

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πŸ„β€β™‚οΈπŸ„β€β™‚οΈπŸŒŠLil Dude Getting Surf Lessons From the Master Raimana ... youtube.com/shorts/SkwPbkg… via YouTube

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COMPARE PICS: Curtains closed for late-night signing of Florida six-week abortion ban. They don't want to reveal the secret hour.😠

COMPARE PICS: Curtains closed for late-night signing of Florida six-week abortion ban. They don't want to reveal the secret hour.😠#DeSantis
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@WaPo customer service:
- The chat feature couldn't help me.
- The toll-free number said call back later.
- The emails went unanswered.
The thing that did work: cancelling my subscription.😁

@WaPo customer service: - The chat feature couldn't help me. - The toll-free number said call back later. - The emails went unanswered. The thing that did work: cancelling my subscription.😁
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Two-pound NASA battery from space smashes into Florida Man home. Through the roof and two floors. Jettisoned from ISS three years ago, 'the object didn’t burn up completely as predicted.'😳

Two-pound NASA battery from space smashes into @FloridaMan__ home. Through the roof and two floors. Jettisoned from ISS three years ago, 'the object didn’t burn up completely as predicted.'😳
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If I were Trump's lawyer I'd argue, 'Look at this this poor guy. Beautiful women throw themselves at him. What's he to do?' πŸ˜†

If I were Trump's lawyer I'd argue, 'Look at this this poor guy. Beautiful women throw themselves at him. What's he to do?' πŸ˜† #TrumpTrial
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Trump accuses Truth Social execs of mismanagement. 'They failed spectacularly and made reckless and wasteful decisions.” Only the best people.

Trump accuses Truth Social execs of mismanagement. 'They failed spectacularly and made reckless and wasteful decisions.” Only the best people. #TruthSocial
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gets punched out by fellow Disney bar patrons. 'The family was sitting at a nearby table when George approached them and started mocking the couple's Down Syndrome daughter.'

#FloridaMan gets punched out by fellow Disney bar patrons. 'The family was sitting at a nearby table when George approached them and started mocking the couple's Down Syndrome daughter.'
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'We won’t stop until there is justice for Nex and for all kids - in Oklahoma and beyond.' Human Rights Campaign Human Rights Campaign πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

'We won’t stop until there is justice for Nex and for all kids - in Oklahoma and beyond.' Human Rights Campaign @HRC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
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'Tyler Jay Boebert, 18, was arrested Tuesday afternoon and is facing possible felony charges for car break-ins and property thefts.'

'Tyler Jay Boebert, 18, was arrested Tuesday afternoon and is facing possible felony charges for car break-ins and property thefts.' #MAGA2024
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Pleading for others to speak out:
- Sarah Matthews - deputy press secretary
- Cassidy Hutchinson - Aide to Chief of Staff
- Alyssa Farah Griffin - Assistant to president
'Ungrateful grifters who have gone full Judas.'

Pleading for others to speak out: - Sarah Matthews - deputy press secretary - Cassidy Hutchinson - Aide to Chief of Staff - Alyssa Farah Griffin - Assistant to president 'Ungrateful grifters who have gone full Judas.' #Trump #MAGACult
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'You have terrorists coming in, the border is the worst it's ever been. I've never seen the Republican Party so unified. We're the laughingstock all over the world. Auto workers are with us 100%. In some countries you can call the election date.'😳

'You have terrorists coming in, the border is the worst it's ever been. I've never seen the Republican Party so unified. We're the laughingstock all over the world. Auto workers are with us 100%. In some countries you can call the election date.'😳 #Trump2024
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