One reason I don't do my eyeshadow is because I feel like I get 5 new wrinkles everytime I clean it off. #hoodedeyes #gayesttweetsever

I was having a rough day, thinking I was the biggest idiot for a simple mistake on some cards I made. Then I remembered all the double masked, triple vaccinated voters, who actually believe there are 45 genders.. 😅

Good night. listening to this one tonight: youtube.com/watch?v=hRnyLt…

GM y'all So weird thing last night. I had a dream I slept with a lady.. like intimately. Am I that stressed?? 🤯

Me and who?? 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

Happy Venus day! 💖💖💖

This was me in 2023, when I first arrived in Arkansas. It will be 3 years ago in August. It felt much much longer because I accomplished a lot while I was out there.. I learned my own Green Magick there, and brought back a part of me I didn't know I had all along. I never

Working so much I'm just making my scabbard and pruners part of my daily fit. I've been going 7 days a week for a while now and I'm tired.

EVERYONE'S talking about TBPN. As a gardener, I love it! Finally some attention on the mission to Terminate Bee-Poisoning Neonicotinoids They're a deadly pesticide causing colony collapse disorder, killing bees worldwide Nice to see Twitter shift from tech for a bit 🫡🐝

Hella tight 😂

These California boys need to learn some manners. Don't you know how to treat a lady?

I wanna watch a baseball game 🥹

Just went to work to pick up my check. We received a plant order. Look at this Dahlia!! 😍

My boss gave me a raise 🥹 I was making minimum wage. It was $1.10 more. He's such a sweetie.

Saying hello to everyone, from inside the flats of homegrown Tomatoes..

#OnlyPlants 🌻 May I present to the court Queen Anne & King Henry 👑

You don't just "buy" individual plants.. You are investing in your unique, lifelong cultivation of the varieties that you pick. Go there Grow that

LOL People out there be like.. "If it gets worse..." Are you tired yet? 😓