B!tch #DontTextMeIf im sleep at 3am & you asking me if im sleepin .. Naw im skydiving.. the F!ck you think im doin?."

Hoes Be Like .. "Im Mixed" .with 2 inches of nappy hair?? mixed with what??. a Bag Of Struggle??

#IWonderIfYou Know that guys only talk to you because you're easy.

2 Chainz looks like an undecided ghetto painting.

People get FAKE, when shit gets REAL..

The vagina is only 4-6 inches deep. Fuck are you bitches begging for 12 inches of dick for? You Bitches Retarded Have A Seat-- >_/

Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?" ... Because you have ears bitch.

"I hate Drama"- Girls who cause the most Drama

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

#WaysToGetShot take the last piece of chicken at a black barbecue

She a hoe cause your boyfriend want her? she scary cause she dont talk shit like y'all? she ugly cause you don't like her? GROW UP!

*eating in public* : Eats normal / politely. *eating at home* : THESEEE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACKKKKKK!

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere the bathroom is now a photo booth

If you SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?

Niggas will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

Don't get in a relationship if you still love your ex

I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

ONLY BLACK PEOPLE STEAL YOUR SHIT AND HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT.

Mute it hoe.