phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Why is no one raaaaaptured

Miley Cyrus is officially the new face of Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, Maybelline New York, and Maison Margiela.

everyone knows I’m the biggest Miley stan but it’s giving Clare from the bachelor saving the dress she got dumped in by Juan Pablo and the later burning it on a date with another guy like ten years later when she was the bachelorette

A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man

7 year old me at a mcdonald’s

Mind you I haven’t seen a raccoon in weeks.

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

Woman re-reads diary and realizes she’s an unreliable and frightened narrator

I’m heartened to see that good old museum heists are alive and well

It’s so embarrassing when you really relate to a character in a movie or book and then you look at the reviews and everyone’s like I couldn’t stand this obnoxious piece of shit

monday night football? more like tuesday morning football

Karma (because I like fun), Bigger Than The Whole Sky (because I like sad, and Lavender Haze (because I like vibes)

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

HER OSCARS ERA IS COMING!!!

This pairing is so “5th season of a tv show and the writers ran out of ideas” coded

pitch black at 5:30

what the fuck do you mean kokomo isn’t a real place

✅16 week miscarriage w/o health insurance. ✅my cat died from a freak genetic heart issue at only age 3. sending my other cat into a depressive state ✅car broke down beyond repair. ✅broke my wrist on an electric scooter. ✅had my first grand mal seizure ever