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Alex Klotz

@alexanderrklotz

Physics professor at California State University, Long Beach. Interested in biophysics, squishy things and knots. Mostly bad science jokes. 🇨🇦

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If you liked Jenny Nicholson's four hour video essay "Star Wars Hotel Bad" then I'm sure you'll be a big fan of Angela Collier's latest four opus "Star Trek Picard Bad."

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Every extra time an employee is forced to do two-factor authentication they should reduce the director of IT's salary by one dollar.

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For the second year in a row, my thermodynamics students annealed into sitting at boy tables and girl tables. This is confusing in the context of the ideal gas, but will make sense when we discuss the Ising model.

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THE IRON FIST OF THE STATE HAS EXTENDED TOO FAR AND IS ASSAULTING MY FREEDOM AS AN ACADEMIC!* *I can no longer send Qualtrics surveys to Russia and Belarus.

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Having an image copied and not sure where in my document to paste it is giving me the exact same anxiety triggered by underwater video game levels.