Area Man Unsure If He’s Supposed To Want Hugo Chavez To Die Or Not onion.com/Zm98wE

Everybody popes.

"Just give me a beep" is the 1994 equivalent of "Text me" #RealWorld #SanFrancisco #1994

You don't realize just how eco-friendly clowns are until you think about how much they carpool.

Boston Police just poured cooler full of clam chowder on the chief's head

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People wander through life just hoping to make any kind of connection. We're giving them the chance to Connect Four.

Thanks to the powerful voices of thousands of Texans, #SB5 is dead. An incredible victory for Texas women and those who love them.

“pat tobin: Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs.” @juliatumas The Lu and her pack family!

@AndrewPiccone I wish that was accidentally tweeted to either of my two alter-egos: Mary or Alexa Kloman.

The Newsroom is just Gilmore Girls with current events.

@AndrewPiccone "I know him, I know him!"

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I'm still sitting shiva for the subway shark.

"I'm really into baby turbans right now" @juliatumas #shitwhitepeoplesay #Brooklyn

Congrats to Stephanie and Jason; they got engaged at Limantour Beach! Now go for a long hike!

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