one of my pivotal “oh fuck” moments while living under the united states regime was when we let boeing blow the whistleblowers brains out in the parking lot with no consequences

introducing a new alignment - chaotic lawful. i have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is

Met my friends baby today and now I’m like… should I Have one? I feel like I looked cool pushing the stroller.

My dating style

nothing screams "i'm happy in my current ENGAGEMENT" more than dragging your ex and their ex in a music video

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

in a world full of intellectualism i found peace in retardation

It woulda been funny if Bad Bunny had also called Drake a pedophile. Make it a running gag in halftime shows get silly with it

I could only be a good wife to a strange gay man

Whoever is dating my ex, cheat boldly.Don't disappoint me.

getting out of a three year relationship will have you eternal sunshining whole neighborhoods

Relaxing techniques aren't working, I just need to win $50 million

for valentine’s day I’m gonna stab him then nurse him back to health

Giving early 2000’s Britney if she was somehow more white trash

Liza Minnelli has outlived Jill Zarin’s reality TV comeback — before it even started. E! fired the former RHONY housewife from its upcoming series The Golden Life after her MAGA-coded tirade about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl appearance.

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first in my bloodline who is convinced that suicide is the answer

my worst fear is having a bf who keeps tabs on his ex & misses her the way my ex does w me

If you weren’t watching Top Model on UPN or the CW I’m not listening to your opinion of this documentary