Hey Benjamin Chang missed class today for a... big funeral... who is my partner for the Spanish Video assignment?

For this Spanish Video Abed Nadir has been asking me to "embrace my essence" - which I guess my essence is having star-shaped sideburns.

Yo Troy Barnes I think I spotted them inside a red sweater in Spanish class today?

Target practice for the paintball game time. I got this. Let's get ready to rumble/shoot paint! #GreendalePaintball

I can hear the Glee club closing in, singing Madonna. If you can read this, TRUCE! Will give snacks for safe passage. #GreendalePaintball

Ugh. This is humiliating and depressing. I'm going home to watch Cool Hand Luke on Blu Ray. #GreendalePaintball

Paul Newman can eat so many eggs. Amazing.

Summer of Alex is over. Did some soul searching, learned a lot about myself. For instance, I now know Season 3 of Sopranos is the best one.

QQ: Should I shave the 'burns? Looking to reinvent myself.

THANK YOU. EPIC is how I would describe them. THANK YOU. RT . you can't get rid of something as epic as star burns

I'm man enough to shave the burns. I want to make that clear right now.

Oh man this old dude twitter is hilarious! RT Old White Man Says "I thought the ghostbusters was a real service for about five years."

Y'all best get ready for Alex Osbourne Version 2.0. Everyone's gonna be like "Starburns who?" and "Hey Alex, I like your style."

.Jeff Winger Winger, I’m on board for whatever class-pushing scam you’re hatching! OPERATION: NO CLASSES. // #NBCCommunity

.Jeff Winger Not gonna miss this whole year, man. Got a whole new thing. Rebooting myself. (I go by Alex now btw) // #NBCCommunity

The key to making an impression on the first day of school is to have the best wisecrack at the start of the first class. Amping myself up!

I'd like to party with the BONG BOT #GCCBombScare2010 unknown Pppppppppbbbbbbtttttthhhhhh

someone called me "star-burns" again today. it's driving me NUTS.

Shave em? Nahhhhh...

Just enjoying some homemade lemon squares, studying spanish, and being called by my christian name "Alex." Ya know, life is good.