Wouldn't it be nice if, instead of making us all redundant, the AI designers were working on making things like pollinating insect swarms to step in and save the crops in case of colony collapse, or machines that could patrol the oceans and cut turtles out of discarded fishing

Todays' dilemma: do I save the planet by eating unfarty cow products filled with carcinogens, or avoid the carcinogens by eating organic, in which case I might live long enough to freeze to death?

Had a blaast doing this! Most entertaining seeing who started seeking for clues through character, who started making Saga Noren-style maps on the walls and who (me) retreated into hammering away at a computer. But we got the RIGHT VERDICT, so yah. Highly recommended if you want

It's wonderfully easy to have strong opinions when you know absolutely nothing about history, isn't it?

The rewriting of history begins. Opponents of gender ideology haven't merely 'endured unsparing criticism'. I haven't simply been told I 'betrayed real feminism' or received a few book-burning videos. I've been sent thousands of threats of murder, rape and violence. A trans

Great work from the Telegraph picture desk here

The window to the past can never be closed... 'Just the sort of mystery I adore' Alex Marwood #TheGlassHouse by Rachel Donohue, publishing this February. Read now via NetGalley: netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book/4… Pre-order: tidd.ly/4g6VlHn

Celebrating the death of Keir Starmer's brother isn't going to persuade anyone to support your politics. Just in case you didn't know.

Mr Believe Women seems to be doing a fair amount of "yeah, not *those* women" in his statement, doesn't he?

It's bin a laugh a minute, hasn't it?

So let me get this straight: countries should allow in anyone who wants to come in regardless of their record or character, unless those people are, in fact, their own citizens, in which case they have no obligation to allow them entry. Is that right?

GB News The first priority for Cooper’s new DOGE department is to hire a Head of Diversity and Inclusion on £120k per annum.

Department for Obscuring Grift and Embezzlement?

And there I was, thinking that the law was merely an ass bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

It seems quite evident to me that they've released self-driving cars ways too soon. bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwy3…

Perhaps he'll make heating cheaper by setting his pants on fire?

A banner at Ibrox criticising “woke ideologies” has triggered UEFA sanctions and a £25k fine for Rangers. Now the club is issuing lifetime bans to fans for expressing wrongthink. If you’re a Rangers fan under investigation — or know someone who is — DM us. spiked-online.com/2025/03/30/the…

By the way, I made an audiobook of this lovely ghost/psych trhiller mashup I wrote back in the days when I was Other Me. So now you can be scared sh**less even when you're driving! amazon.com/dp/B0D2B12ZV9

I don't know why, but those fundie Christians who decide they're going to "save" the Sentinalese keep popping into my head. apnews.com/article/greta-…