The dumbest take on the Internet award is reissued on a near daily basis and this raises concerns about quite how far our species can go before it's summited 'peak stupid'

I think FIFA may need to be replaced. Founding the governing body of world football in the land of Nazi gold was probably a mistake, no offence Swiss bros.

MAGA wants to take credit for the operation in Mexico so badly, eat your Epstein files first lil bros

Maybe if they're well behaved they can reapply for admittance to the human race in 1000 years

Denmark is sending a toilet ship to help. A shit ship, a poop sloop, maybe even a latrine submarine. I'm done...ok, a bog cog if you want to get medieval about it. Ok, done for real now...poo canoe.

Beep boop, wholesome JD Vance narrative created, beep boop

Scream 7, scare me bb

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Where was the story about Russian ADS or did we just assume they were so shit that it wasn't worth mentioning?

reuters.com/world/trump-sa… But no more forever wars yeah?

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Russia blames the Ukrainian SBU for doing its job. Shocked Pikachu faces in the Kremlin

One more Ayatollah death and Iran will have to get an indoor decorator to make this symmetrical. America wins again bitches

nytimes.com/2026/03/03/wor… Hmmm, I give him a week

Let's all gather round and listen to the demands of the honourable member for *checks notes* fucking nowhere

He's gonna just keep invading countries until we drop the whole 'who did the diddling' thing isn't he?

Bloody hell, some game this FRA 45 - 46 ENG with 2 mins to go #FRAvENG

‘Barack Hussein Obama and Joe Biden started this war that we’ve been fighting for 47 years’ Even the most ardent and slack of jaw among Donald Trump’s fans must surely be equipped to see the glaringly obvious issue with this latest bout of mathrobatic arse-dribbling dullardry

Who thinks this is a good look for Nvidia really? #GTC2026