this really how white sitcoms used to come on lmao

Hey Halo Top, I thought buying a brand new pint of your ice cream would mean id be getting fresh full pint not a half filled freezer burned one, but maybe that’s asking too much🤷🏼‍♀️

The adbucted in plain sight documentary shines light on a whole new level of clueless. Seriously, how naive can you be...

what part of ‘do not spend money’ do i not understand

Rainy day, iced coffee. Hot day, Iced coffee. Sad day, Iced coffee. Is any day a wrong day for iced coffee???

As a courtesy to those around you, if you can’t drive in the rain please cancel your plans and stay home. Sincerely, Everyone trying to make it anywhere on time.

Coffee is 1000x better at home, in a mug, bundled up in bed

Californians would donate their left lung to you before letting you merge into their lane

The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.

DONT BE IN THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ZOOM ZOOM

professionally i’d love for what happened to cauliflower to happen to me

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us. Wait for it. x.com/LCbasecamp/sta…

Can you feel the love tonight?💕 Happy Valentine's Day, Encinitas!! Let's make it a special on with our special 3-course dinner & Jonny Tarr at 9pm!! 🎶🍷📸: Alessia Crotty #DevotedToTheCraft #UnionKitchenTap