Sounds like something harry potter would say

Turns out we can manage queues better than Ticketmaster

Nearly as iconic as our specialbuys (but fr you guys are incredible)

Can we even get excited for autumn when we only had 0.004 minutes of summer?

It’s the first Paris medal haul for our amazing Paralympians, and WHAT an opening few days! 🤩🏅 Keep up the great work ParalympicsGB! 🇬🇧 #ALDIxPARALYMPICSGB

pass us a pack of softlys, it's a bit dusty in here 🥹

Trev you’ve literally got MORE crumpet?

‘’Ash Ketchum to the middle aisle please’’

"and she said tesco is CHEAPER than aldi..."

us @ linda on till 6 after she tells us our total

our boss after the "risky tweet" goes viral

so glad we're buying the kids lovely new stationery for them to swap it next week for a cool rock and half a biscuit #BackToSchool

You have Sarah

MORE medals, mon amis 🏅and all from our outstanding ParalympicsGB athletes! 🇬🇧 Congratulations everyone. 👏 We just don’t know how you do it!

Alice Tai’s luggage had better not sink the Eurostar with all those medals 👀 SMASHED IT with a Silver today for ParalympicsGB! #AldiXParalympicsGB

How many egg chairs do you reckon they’d swap for a faussauna?

We'll never get bored of congratulating you, Alice Tai PLY MBE! Tonight's GOLD brings her Paris total to a whopping FOUR for ParalympicsGB 🏅#ALDIxPARALYMPICSGB

Oh, you KNOW we’re adding fencing supplies to the Specialbuys list after that SILVER-winning performance from Oliver Lam-Watson PLY! And we don’t mean wood paint. 👀 Well done to our ambassador Oliver and the ParalympicsGB Fencing Team 👏 #ALDIxPARALYMPICSGB

Has there been a spillage in Paris? Because ParalympicsGB have CLEANED UP on the medal aisle 🏅👏 Absolutely stunning show from our Paralympians so far. Congratulations everyone! #ALDIxPARALYMPICSGB