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Michelob said they’d provide beer at our wedding if I get 20K retweets. Do your thing Twitter and help us out 🤪 Meagan Michelob ULTRA #UltraWedding

My boyfriend just made the Jon Wayne guys take shots. like must he corrupt everyone? They’re working 🙄 ON OUR AC

If shit comes out ass backwards I swear.

IFYKYK

Any girls good @ washers? looking for a duo. HMU

I’ve lost so many yeti cups, like what the fuck

Oh No.....they did a gender reveal crate challenge.....💀

Who’s responsible for this funny ass shit 😂😂🤣🤣

it’s not an easy job

Being quarantined with 1 person is straight piss. he pisses me off.

I like how I can be super sick and my boyfriend will leave me to hangout with his friends.

San Diego was like…. ridiculous

Im still very drunk 🥴

I can’t wait until I am truly happy again. I want to see future me so BAD.

Read this again and again!

Sooooo them green eyes

My best friend got married. She’s beautiful. 🤍 but this is her husband. Jk mark!😂

I’m waiting for a recall on the Pfizer shot, so one day when I see the ad I will be entitled to compensation