Airplanes should have the same rules as libraries. Read or sleep dawgs. If you’re there to chat, you gotta go.

Bensitive Simmons about to really go through it. Good luck fella. NBA Philadelphia 76ers Brooklyn Nets

If this cashier doesn’t hustle there’s about to be a new Thanksgiving Eve tradition of pooping my pants in line at Auto Zone

The saddest.

I actually thought it was a solid play New England Patriots

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Just bumped into my 🏀 high school coach, he said I looked taller. No one can tell me sh!t for the next 30 days, minimum.

Clean up your voicemails or end it, you’re 40

Player. Of. The Year. Tyler Kolek of Marquette Basketball is HIM.

Just saw a bumper sticker “Ultra MAGA - and Proud of It!” like at that point just slap a swastika on your truck and be done with it

A.I said he hates how big of a deal his stepover is bc Ty Lue is his friend &he wasnt trying to embarrass him. He just wanted to get back on defense. Bro got called for a charge. Turned the ball over. Took a detour to step over dude to go viral & clumsily stepped on his arm. 0/10

JAYSON TATUM IN GAME 6: x.com/BleacherReport…

4 calls in favor of the sixers where the announcers are trying their best not to say “another bad call”… thank you Adrian Wojnarowski for getting the narrative going early today 🤙

Dear YouTube TV YouTube … please send me a check of no less than $10,000 for the trauma endured by missing the final 4 minutes of the Celtics Heat game. You sucked last night.

If Tyler Kolek played for Duke we might reach new levels of Most Hated Player in college basketball history. Talk your talk, Legend.

Anyone who was slamming that blonde woman for crying about her 9-5 commuter lifestyle is a bootlicker of the highest degree.