Can you read this? 🤔

In Tilbury they're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people who live there.

Wow! Trump is right, I just went to the 7-11 in Springfield, Ohio, to get some gas and a hot dog.

No, .@dpjhodges, that is another straw man. All I am saying is that intelligent, educated and informed people must recognise that juries and appeal judges can be wrong. You can’t say ‘a jury found her guilty, so the case is closed’ Well, nobody sensible can.

These people need weeding out. Name and shame. Then, perhaps, we can compile a register.

Every year we are reminded about so many *real* heroes. The very best of humanity - brave and selfless.

Nigel Farage Constituency Office address announced. Write to: 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480, United States

Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 You're a former landlord CEO turned Westminster politician, born in Surrey and privately educated, who donated to the Conservative Party for years. Precisely who do you think the establishment is?

Absolutely brilliant!

Is this his least believable/most desperate note to self so far? 🤣

"Luxury space communism". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kevin Saunders looks and sounds like you'd imagine an immigration officer to be. Sky News

I’ve known pandemics to leave faster than him.

🚨🇷🇴BREAKING🚨‼️ Sources close to the Romanian police suggest that much of Tristan Tate's hair has fled justice. Its current whereabouts are unknown. In Romania, attempting to flee justice before a trial can be treated as an aggravating circumstance under Romanian criminal

🤣

On a train near somebody who is sniffing every five seconds (at least). Searching for a good defence Counsel.

"What caused the summer riots?" Racism. Next......? Sky News

That Manchester City kit should be charge 116.

Anybody still dumb enough to argue that Trump didn't foment an insurrection needs to remind themselves of the timeline and watch #TrumpHeist

Grifting, lazy, snobby twat.