He actually has a sickness

Amorim’s system is world class, only drawback is it only works 11v10

Haven’t seen the replay yet but I can almost guarantee if Bayindir just stands still in the middle of the goal like a statue it whacks off his head and back out

Konate #ItsGettinSticky

We have to deal with Top Gooners tweeting about how people reacted to Arsenal celebrating a 93rd min equaliser to how Spurs did the same thing

We really lost the league to a team with 84 points last season and 81 points in the leicester season ffs. when are we going to win the bloody league

English Bundesliga Twitter accounts be like “This platform is so unfunny, repetitive and unoriginal” my brother in Christ YOU made the sandwich!!!

People start questioning football app ratings once #he stops getting a 10 for 1 goal 1 assist performances

Over 5 years later and Chelsea fans still talking about a fictional handball

I like the bit in here where someone gets turned down from a big purchase because their credit score is too low, because that’s not something that exists in 2025

Annoying injury news aside is every game a “key” game nowadays? If he had to miss a month of PL football I’d be happy it’s the one with Burnley Sunderland and Fulham in

Guy at work found my twitter