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@Airreck

Comedian with @brokegravy, writer with em dash obsession. Thirst for knowledge and justice—with or without memes. He/him. #NoPity

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The Hoarse Whisperer(@TheRealHoarse) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It saddens me to know that somewhere in America, right at this very minute, a well-meaning person is being hornswaggled by a recipe for some ginger-mandarin cranberry compote nonsense when the perfect cranberry sauce already exists and can’t be topped.

It saddens me to know that somewhere in America, right at this very minute, a well-meaning person is being hornswaggled by a recipe for some ginger-mandarin cranberry compote nonsense when the perfect cranberry sauce already exists and can’t be topped.
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Nina Turner(@ninaturner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

America is the wealthiest nation on earth, yet our children hold LUNCH DEBT.

LUNCH DEBT!

Meanwhile, we can fund wars, no problem.

There’s a big problem with that.

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PUNS(@ThePunnyWorld) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?”

“I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

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