There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

MAGA: “Democrats boycotting the State of the Union are immature.” MAGA one month ago: “We’re boycotting the Super Bowl halftime show and making our own because the singer speaks Spanish.”

there aren't many albums on this level and it's hard to explain

Trump’s nominee for Surgeon General has no active medical license, is not board certified and promotes bogus supplements. This totally tracks.

yall know this is the reason they don’t have these anymore btw 😭 bc of our generation when we were kids.

VANCE: We have evidence Iran is building a nuke. RUBIO: Iran seeking ICBMs that can hit America. MILLENNIALS: Nah, fam. We’ve seen this movie before.

MY FRIEND WHO WAS DEALING WITH INFERTILITY JUST TOLD ME THEYRE EXPECTING TWINS 😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾❤️❤️

George W. Bush rn

We didn’t realize how good we had it

I WAS WARNED. AND I STILL WASNT READY WTF I LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHA

Casey Means is a grifter who dropped out of ENT residency to start a wellness company selling glucose monitors to non-diabetics, a “health app” & paid subscriptions. She lies about basic science concepts to sell books, where she claims to be a metabolism expert. 1/

Many of my Republican colleagues champion “merit” - meeting basic standards for a job. The Surgeon General MUST be a member of the USPHS Commissioned Corps. To serve as a physician in the Corps, you MUST hold an active medical license. I -and every prior SG- was held to that

Only in the U.S. do you need a license to drive a car, but not to be Surgeon General.

Your followers don’t hate you it’s bc they want to be TikTok so bad & prioritize reels. Feed showing pictures posted 3-4 days ago I hardly ever see anyone’s pics posted in real time

If it’s too much to expect the Surgeon General to be a licensed physician, we’re in danger yall! 😡

A good 75% of today’s rappers would NOT survive in this booth

Doctor: This is a medical emergency you are having a heart attack MAHA guy: That's your opinion bro I'm gonna see what Joe Rogan says about it then ask some randos at the post office

These used to hit so hard back in the day

no way ohio state should’ve lost two games this year my god.

The freakiest LB duo in Ohio State history. And I don’t think it’s close.