Remember to share us with your friends, like your drugs and booze. Also, share us with girls you're not friends with too, kinda like an STI.

OH FUCK I hope I haven't just sharted, that smells fucking terrible. Going for a safety wipe. BRB

In case you were wondering, I don't need to change my underwear. Today has started brilliantly. Unlike these girls...

Feel that itch in your ear when you listen to #CubaLibre? That's VD. We just gave your ear Chlamydia. You're welcome. youtu.be/2bBB_zIVHqA

#ATDTopTip No. 1 - #FatChicks : don't wear patterned leggings, they don't suit you, and I'd like to keep my lunch down today please. Thanks.

#ff @FreshEyesShout @FreshEyesShout GiRL SPiT Kimmy Yeah BLKNTRNTNL Against The Dead Quenched Music @Musicalmath formerly known as sloucherzine Cool Bros!

#ff GiRL SPiT Unicorn Hunters Steel Trees Perfectparachutepicture - Band Dudes Rec and Play Studio - Studio Dude formerly known as sloucherzine Quenched Music - Zine Dudes

Good Friday to you! Cracking tune RT Against The Dead: Ay up Keefleh Exchange! Good Friday? Make it better with this.. youtu.be/2bBB_zIVHqA

When did wearing your beanie like East 17's Brian Harvey become cool again? Must have missed that memo.

Is Brian Cox related to Salad Fingers??

Is it "Fuck Shit O'Clock" yet?

Fellow Sheffield lads, drenge Release their album today. Go buy it and stick it in your ear balls! itunes.apple.com/gb/album/dreng…

Anyone seen the #ChrisFountain "rap" video? It's amazing... #AHEM H's inspired me to write a new song... mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/cor…

Band practice later. I'll be trying to get this into a chorus. "Yeah that's a good point but Richard Gere once put a gerbil up his arse"...

Today's cat picture : "Respect your stuff, human? HA HA HA HA HA!" (via Cato)

New follows @TheLooseHearts and All Down But 9 Thanks bros. Now shove this in your eyes and all your friends eyes. Yes? youtu.be/2bBB_zIVHqA

Everyone making their way to #LeedsFestival, let it be known that I hate you. I hope you have uncomfortable sex in a hot tent and get crabs.

#ff CUT YOUR WINGS Against The Dead @Little_mono Steel Trees @autopsyboys 0605 Records formerly known as sloucherzine @GODDAMNTHEBAND badforlazarus

Everyone at #LeedsFestival, let it be known that I hate you. I hope you have uncomfortable sex in a hot tent and get crabs. From a fatty too

We play our last ever gig together in about 564 hours. Come and join us! With added Tetsuo Perfectparachutepicture & Kimmy Yeah goo.gl/qXjhRv