Molded…rotting…slowly decaying…each pun and each line…was it all worth pretending?…

what the shit

Goooooood Morning my beloved little dickheads

i wanna play this with my son Mike but using a real knife

hey you you are very pendejo

couldn't you have chosen an earlier shift? you security guards don't know ANYTHING about privacy

is this fucking real???

fresh meat

I AM NOT walking into that goddamn bathtub.

even the new generation are a PAIN IN THE ASS.

If you call me one time…and I don’t answer you… You call me a second time…still don’t answer you… Even a third time…still nothing… DON’T YOU THINK I’M FUCKING IGNORING YOU? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I’M GONNA ANSWER THE NEXT TIME? SERIOUSLY.

I like em Chunky

sike you have no doors in my world

a mimir

Good Morning! wait why would i even say that? fck u and your morning

name a movie that makes you cry