Ensuring a spotless bathroom before your visitors come guarantees a clean environment.

Prepare homemade potato chips using potatoes, packaged

Today: Approach tasks with zeal and achieve outstanding outcomes. A highly efficient day!

"I'm bored. Where's Heph?"

"Good." x.com/_Lovely_Victor…

Flops onto bed, eating chocolate. Is also buttnaked.

Happily makes a pillow fort and crawls into it. x.com/UntamedHydra/s…

Screams and pulls on robe. x.com/UntamedHydra/s…

"RUDE." x.com/UntamedHydra/s…

Pours wine everywhere.

"BECAUSE I'M BECOMING ADDICTED. I blame you, Dion."

Peers down at robe, lifting the top slightly. "I'm perfectly attractive." x.com/UntamedHydra/s…

"I wanna start a squad. A huge one."

Stops pouring and guzzles it.

"If people ask why I'm drunk, I'm blaming you." Mumbles.

Nods and continues drinking.

Offers it to him.

"You drunk? Tipsy? Buzzed?"

Makes buzzing sounds now.

"Boo, you whore."