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another perfect day in the New York City mayoral race

A 1927 headline.

I’m biking next to a car where the driver is eating a seafood boil

"We do not care what they say. We are ignoring them and continuing with our plan. [Make McGuinness Safe] can kiss my ass." - Ingrid Lewis-Martin to Gina Argento

This is Liz's ghost bike, about 15 feet from the intersection where she was struck hit by a truck. x.com/lllliatttt/sta…

Love the kids these days. curbed.com/article/openin…

Hero.

Maybe I’ll set it to music.

Curtis Sliwa calls for feral cat ‘colonies’ to claw back at NYC rat problem: ‘Caped crusaders at night’ trib.al/DgzKA7R

Tonight I learned that my husband can read and write in Hebrew. Some context: we have been married for 8 years and met 15 years ago.

Or maybe five year olds should be allowed to contribute to their preferred candidates. Miss Rachel 2028.

As the final hearing on a proposed Times Square casino comes today, marquees at theaters across Broadway lit up with “NO Crime, NO Chaos, NO Casino” and “No Times Square Casino” urging members of the public to contact their local elected officials to oppose a destructive casino

Telemarketer just called me and said "Oh! I see you're in New York, I apologize for calling on 9/11" and hung up. #NeverForget

When your therapist asks you to repeat the book title, then says, "I'm adding it to my reads pile."

We’re not in the Gilded Age 3.0. We’re here:

What happens when some of the wealthiest, most powerful New Yorkers spend tens of millions of dollars and untold hours on something they want, then they don't get it? A public temper tantrum (helpfully captured by Nick Garber) hellgatenyc.com/sl-green-caesa…

Thank you Councilman Brannan 👏 That makes 2 publicly known NO votes on the Coney Island casino. We need 1 more NO to end this nightmare. Send your comments to CAC members Antonio Reynoso Senator Jessica Scarcella-Spanton at [email protected] & Governor Kathy Hochul. They must vote by 9/30!

Hot take. Composting pickup is destroying stoop culture. It’s too smelly to hang on my block!

Age 40. Giving so few shits that I didn’t take keys and phone and wallets out of my pockets for my annual physical weigh in.