Keep an eye on who’s celebrating and interacting with you when you start to find happiness. People hate that shit. It helps weed out the fake from the real. 😮‍💨

Stop fucking waiting

The truth never hurts more than a lie. I may be blunt, it may piss people off, but at least you get me at face value. 🥱

Dad made it to 58, I won’t waste a single second anymore 🍻

Off to Boston for the weekend 🍻

Just Adio in another life 😂

Made it to Boston, found one of my mods by the water, seafood absolutely fucks 😂

Went to the bar, just got back to the hotel, my key doesn’t work, front desk is closed??? Sleeping in the truck 😂

Advice from my new life coach that we should all take

Is the Switch 2 worth it? Cuz I’m at Walmart and they got like 60 of them, why was everyone freaking out?

Not a single person in Massachusetts is ready to deal with my dumbass 😂

It’s actually insane to me that they left the letter “R” out of the alphabet here.

Some people really wake up in the morning to drive 2 hours round trip to a job they hate to work for 8 hours a day after sleeping 6-8 hours, only to realize they have about 6 hours a day at best to actually live their life and think that’s the dream. Break the mold.

One of my friends just sent me a post about a guy who is riding a Jet Ski from Richmond, Virginia to Miami, Florida and said “Do we” I have the right people around me now 😂

Unlimited High Noons for the next 12 hours. Please avoid me at all costs, I will be out of pocket.

Going to a wedding where I essentially didn’t know anybody was pretty fun. I sat on a porch drinking a beer while I listened to 95% of the guests say they shouldn’t have gotten married. They then proceeded to talk shit on each other as someone would walk away for a bit😂