And it won’t necessarily be Bucky who’s shooting you, either. #FuckOffThirstyHoes

[Sinks fingers into his hair for some nice scalp massaging, sleepily muttering that he’s safe here.]

[Steals Sgt. James Barnes - ||Parody|| because fuck everything else, he wants cuddles now]

[Flashes @AmazonianDeity a boyish grin]

[Swears he could listen to that chuckle all day. Tries not to fanboy too hard.] So, uh, would you do me the pleasure of going out for a drink? With me? I’m not a creeper, I swear.

Hey, have you seen what she can do with a shield? C'mon, now.

No comment...

[Squints at] You're a fucking super soldier, you don't have allergies.

There's more reasons than that but that ranks pretty high up there. Yep.

Wow Buck, had no idea that's how you really felt about me. [Leers and makes kissy faces back]

[Might be fucking staring. And possibly drooling. So what?]

[Throws Sgt. James Barnes - ||Parody|| over his shoulder and hauls him off for some motherfuckin' Steve snuggles]

Some people just really need to get punched in the teeth.

[Waves at Peter King, Theodora Baiser, and Patrick Dore because these are interesting looking people and obviously his new friends]

[Puppy eyes .]

[Carefully pulls Diane Prince into his arms and just holds her for however long she'll let him]