I can't believe it took Canada two whole days to lower our flags to honour the 215 kids whose lives were taken at the former Kamloops residential school in B.C. It took us, as a country, two whole days to do the very least we could do.

All Swifties:

*Musters up the courage to walk into a new job with confidence and positivity* Me: Hi! I'm Adele and I'm here for my first day. Him: Hi, Adele. You have something on your face.

Self-care is conserving your energy by only washing your chin.

Starting a dating app for people who are passionate about not being passionate about fitness.

Please note that whenever I say "I walked around the block," I don't know what a "block" is.

If my group chat made the headlines: Four women take four months (and counting) to find night they can all watch 2002's 'Phone Booth.'

"That's good shit," she said as she read reviews of her local Old Navy.

them: you're nominated for a csa! me: do you think homesense will hire me now?

One wall comes down. Two walls come up. ^ me pitching Love is Blind

Imagine tonight was the first time you watched Euphoria?

My life has taken its fair share of twists and turns but nothing could have prepared me for the inexplicable love I feel for Vanessa and Nick Lachey.

Apple TV+: Come on over! Our shows look like money and metal!

things in my morning routine that just make sense step 1: wake up after 12pm.

me seeing my therapist after a month her: so, how are- me: have you heard of hot girl walks?

Domino's Tracker is no longer patent pending.

It's been a long road, but after 2 years and 2 months of a global pandemic, I finally went through international airport security, turned around, came home, and chopped off all my hair.

"Oh my god, fine. I'll charge you, you big baby." - me to my vape.

Today at work a customer said "we need to warm up!" and I responded "you need to warm up big time!" and then I hid in the stairwell and shuddered at myself.

Just 2 days after a racist shot 3 Palestinian students for wearing keffiyehs, I was blocked by Scotiabank Arena from entering the Mariah Carey concert wearing one. I guess I should be glad they didn't also take my Palestinian map necklace passed down to me by my mom.