#BaylorHateWeek

it's been a long week (h/t: @ZizaPlanning)

I try not to tweet on the weekends, but this is just spectacular. x.com/PapiTrumpo/sta…

Warning: do NOT feed your console lasagna. Follow and RT with #XboxGarfieldSweepstakes for a chance to win this custom Garfield Xbox Series S in celebration of Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl. Age 18+. Ends 12/23/21. Rules: xbx.lv/3oImM28

what getting paid $100K a loss would have me doing

Here’s Donald Trump a couple of years ago pointing out that Europe, especially Germany, was going to be held hostage by Russian oil and that it represented a massive threat to NATO. He was right. Watch this:

Just got an email notifying me that my starlink bill has increased and I still haven’t got the service yet. The joys of inflation.

Albert Pujols is returning to the Cardinals on a 1-year deal, per multiple reports.

Flashback to when Albert Pujols hit 3 HR in Game 3 of the 2011 World Series

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Time to break out those aviator glasses Follow & RT with #TopGunMaverickXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win an exclusive #TopGun console & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 6/10/22. Rules: xbx.lv/3wwzpRL See Top Gun: Maverick, only in theaters on May 27!

always knew Jack Sparrow was a wise man underneath all the eyeliner and rum

Grab the Kleenex. Field of Dreams Game features the late Vin Scully delivering the iconic speech from the movie. ⚾️💥

CONFIRMED ALBERT PUJOLS IS HIM x.com/JustBBMedia/st…

SEA 48 - 45 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1073rd unique final score in NFL history.

WE ARE GOING UP 😍 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC