Why the fuck would anyone drive to the casino to flat Queens to a $30 open

I couldn't make it out there but I'm so very grateful to receive my third Global Poker Index award. Thank you to GPI, they are the lifeblood of our community. Thank you to everyone else for all the love. I don't have many titles but I'll alway have Most Racks Returned To TD 2025 ❤️

Goodbye to Eurosport in the UK. God I spent some happy days, months and years watching sport on that service. I first remember seeing it at an uncle’s house during Italia 90 - Italy v USA as I recall. Wonderfully quirky channels that never lost their endearing warmth. #Eurosport

Open offer for all poker media: $1000 to save my winning hand from losing, tabled or otherwise $1000 to stfu when my opponent is in this situation, provide proof privately I don't see anything wrong with this Long live free markets

If you ever hear me complaining about being the bring-in, please be understanding because it will mean I am deeply considering chopping my dick off

Had a nightmare there was a WSOP+ data breach and everyone's notes were leaked leading to me being arrested for 9 counts of hate crimes

You deserved it BravoPokerLive How do you not update your clock for 25 years? Idiots Stealing a living $3 at a time too Embarrassing, get in the bin and stay there

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Just took a massage class and the first thing I learned was to slowly scan the room and lock eyes in a sultry manner

Just squeezed the three of hearts as my first card on the button and just stared at it for 30 seconds wondering where I went wrong in life

Seeking hair and beard trim recommendations for balding, white male in Las Vegas

I've only been asked how many chips I have once all summer And that's because I was accidentally sat there like a dumb cunt with my hands right in front of my chips

Just had my longest staredown of the summer with a dealer who was waiting to push and strumming away on an elastic band wrapped around the down card 🎸

I get stacked playing £1/2 on Boxing Day 2011 at Aspers, Stratford, London Stacked apart from £4 I put that on a baccarat sidebet at 200/1 (9-Tie) and somehow win I am still the world's best baccarat player by ROI - 20000%

Do you ever suffer from imposter syndrome? Well, you probably should

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Love capitalism ❤️

Paradise Island? More like Epstein Island for bankrolls haha