Mrs: You aren’t genuinely going to bet on every single #Euro2024 game? Me:

Ryan Porteous in the changing room at half time.

WATKINS WOW!!!!! 2-1 LETS GO! England #EURO2024 #NEDENG

Luke Shaw cross and a Kane header Luke Shaw cross and a Kane header

Oooo I’m 17 playing in a euros final, weird little cunt, get some vodka and neck it down a park like a real teenager you boring cunt

Everyone has had to accommodate Foden in this team. —Kane playing without his signature runner —Jude Bellingham forced to play LW —Saka has been forced to play wingback All for nothing. A tournament wasted on proving a 2nd-tier talent.

Ally McCoist is incredible😂😂

Club legend.

maybe the greatest accent mix in human history

Just spotted this absolute lunatic on Who wants to be a millionaire 😂😂😂😂😂

Here's what Michael van Gerwen had to say about Peter Wright 😬

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Would be an unreal pack of fruit pastilles.

Shite tha, can’t even see the pitch

A belter of an analogy, let’s be honest.

Don’t worry chelsea fans it could be worse. You could be 75 years old and still working from 2am-10am as a fisherman even though your son is a millionaire.

The sniff has absolutely done me what a legend, dyche ball I’m in